British humour

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The problem with long distance romance

The lights are low, you’re ready, he’s ready and the stage is set for lovin. You’ve carefully dressed and applied a little flattering makeup, and practised your nonchalent smile. But there’s nothing nonchalent about it. You haven’t touched him in months, this is what you have together, for now…. You’re excited, you’re nervous, you’re busting…

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